Minutes from the Joy Oversight Board… now in full technicolor.
In this world, people treat sex as scandal, drugs as danger, art as luxury, and work as a badge of suffering. We’ve inherited these definitions from bureaucrats with clipboards and priests with guilt complexes. These systems once served a purpose—mostly taxation—but now they function as elaborate mood-killers. What if we reframed them? Not with utopian fantasy (we tried that, and corporations monetized it), but with mischievous intent. What if life wasn’t a punishment to endure, but a playground to misuse?
The Serious Business of Play
Play, of course, is completely unserious. It doesn’t generate quarterly returns, nor does it scale. It’s simply what children do before we teach them to sit still and worry about their LinkedIn profiles.
Yet, play is also how we learn, how we bond, and how we accidentally invent jazz. To play is to engage without fear, without hierarchy, and without needing a five-year plan. If we treated our bodies, minds, and relationships as instruments of improvisation rather than compliance, we might stumble into something resembling joy. We don’t need the kind of joy that companies sell back to us in curated retreats, but the kind that erupts when people feel safe enough to be weird.
Rewriting Our Cultural Defaults
Unfortunately, we’ve built a culture that rewards exhaustion and calls it character. We mistake suffering for depth and seriousness for wisdom. Adults treat children—those chaotic bundles of possibility—like startup investments or future disappointments. Institutions normalize fear, while corporations monetize love. And still, somehow, the human impulse to connect, to care, and to create persists anyway. It’s annoyingly resilient, like glitter in a carpet.
Designing a New Baseline
So let’s imagine a different baseline for society. In this new space, sex, drugs, art, and work aren’t moral battlegrounds but vital modes of expression. Communities would celebrate children for their present absurdity rather than their future productivity. Furthermore, fear would no longer serve as the currency of control, and systems wouldn’t dole out love like performance bonuses.
Admittedly, a shift like this wouldn’t fix everything. But it would be a start.